Truth is, you’re screwed. Car insurance providers have laid a diabolical foundation to make sure you never win. It’s made of hyper-technical traps in fine print and perfunctory rate increases for whatever character trait they deem a flaw. They want as much of you as they can get (and more) and the road doesn’t go both ways. You’re getting pwned left and right, up and down, sideways and longways, zigways and zagways, and then you get a ‘Thank You’ in the mail for doing business. But really, what other choice do you have?

Glad you asked. There is an exception. And they are not trying to f*ck you.

Copywriter: Chelsea Berger